12 Thoughts every Muslim has while making wudu in a public restroom

1) It’s time to give up caffeine.

2) Is there a single-use bathroom anywhere in this building…?

3) Does my prayer still count if I just hold it in?

4) What are the rules for tayummum again?

5) I wonder what would happen if I stole the office watering can.

6) Wait, what kind of socks can I wipe over again?

7) Shoot, is that the door creaking??

8) Did you have to use the sink right next to me?

9) Now let me just wipe up all of this water…


11) Now to find a place to pray…

12) Oh, wait. I can pray anywhere.