by Mozzified Contributor Rohban Zahid
If I make ablution, does that make me an abluter? Ablutor? One who ablutes?
Need I say more.
Not to be confused with “headlessness.”
“Yeah, we prostrate.”
AKA the quickest way to instill fear in an unsuspecting Muslim.
“I’m about to go sight the moon.”
Brb, I’m about to go make some repentance.
Well, there is the hereafter…
“That recitation was on point, masha’Allah.”
Ustadh: Muhammad, can you read from where we left off?
Muhammad: Of course, Ustadh. “Verily…”
Rohban Zahid is from Springfield, IL and is currently a sophomore at Zaytuna College.