by Mozzified Staff
Whether it’s an object or a paradigm, we’re a little different. #Alhamdulillah.
1) Necklaces are more than just necklaces.
“How many beads does this have?” “If it has 99 beads (plus one), I’m sold.”
2) Beans? I see dhikr.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
“WAIT, is this the “read” pile or the “to-be-read” pile??”
3) Bed sheets. Bed sheets. Bed sheets.
Say it enough times and “bed sheet” begins to sound like on-the-go prayer mat.
4) Water Bottles.
Basically any container substitutes as a “lota” – you gotta do what you gotta do.
5) The “scarves” section of department stores.
You see scarves, I see hijabs.
6) Any room with a bunch of people.
“I wonder if anyone here is my future spouse.”
#Astagfirullah #peoplearepeoplenotobjects #loweryourgaze
7) Surgical Masks.
Need a cover for your beard? Or a makeshift niqab? Try a surgical mask.
8) Fabric. Of any kind.
“Oh, am I hearing recitation?” “I guess this napkin will do…”
9) Street Names.
If that’s North and that’s South, and I should Never Eat Soggy Waffles, then the qibla direction must be… THAT way.
10) Empty Corners. Fittings Rooms. Parking Lots. Space, in general.
“SubhanAllah – and it’s in the direction of the Qibla!”
11) Smart Phones.
Quran, Hadith, Prayer Times, Compass. SubhanAllah, I’ve got all my needs with me…
12) Vegetarian. Vegan. AND Alcohol-Free?
Hey, hey, there’s my halal.
13) Banana peel?
Let me pick that up and get me some sawab. #bonuspoints #Alhamdulillah