by Mozzified Staff
1) Ramadan: the one month I wake up with a date next to me every morning.
2) Medjool: the only kinds of dates my mom lets me have.
3) I love when my date is brown.
4) I like my dates like I like my coffee – black.
5) I always have three dates at a time. #followthesunnah
6) I know some people who like to double-date, but the Sunnah recommends odd numbers, so I triple-date.
7) The best dates are the ones my momma brings home.
8) I find my dates at Trader Joe’s. Sometimes at the Farmer’s Market.
9) I make “chutney” out of all my bad dates.
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