9 “date” jokes we can’t stop laughing at

by Mozzified Staff


1) Ramadan: the one month I wake up with a date next to me every morning.

2) Medjool: the only kinds of dates my mom lets me have.

3) I love when my date is brown.

4) I like my dates like I like my coffee – black.

5) I always have three dates at a time. #followthesunnah

6) I know some people who like to double-date, but the Sunnah recommends odd numbers, so I triple-date.

7) The best dates are the ones my momma brings home.

8) I find my dates at Trader Joe’s. Sometimes at the Farmer’s Market.

9) I make “chutney” out of all my bad dates.

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